Wow, that horse poop makes it look nicer, already!

My hearing’s starting to go. I think it’s time to eat.

I think my knees got in the way of my voice.

Did you know I trained myself to sleep with my mouth closed before we were married?

You know I’ve felt guilty for living in a house!

I wish I were dominant at dodgeball.

Oatmeal makes me feel uncomfortable, nervous.

I want to beat that dog with a roll of wrapping paper.

As your mother, I have chocolate on the corner of my mouth.


One Response to “Bizzardos”

  1. aunt becky said

    I think Pete said this: “It’s really cold outside so I need to get bungled up.”

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